Kiss and friends:
Boy: Sigh, Kiss introduce me to some of your friends! I Want to hang out and kiss someone!
Kiss: Who?
Boy: I saw a few hotties on your orkut friends list: Dé, Paulo and Túlio!
Kiss: Huh...Dé is butchy, Paulo is Straight and Túlio is a straight transexual...
Boy: Jeez...such diversity kills me. Beeing single is my fabulous fate...
Kiss on Work:
Woman: Kiss, do you drive?
Kiss: Yes...
Woman: I Knew it! You really seem to be the kind that fix plumbings, install showers and know all about cars...
Kiss: In sum, I seem to be kind of lesbian, isn't it?
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